everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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