Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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