I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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