He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
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