I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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