i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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