I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
that's an acceptable place to lick
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize