shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
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