that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I don't deserve a penis
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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