so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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