My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
