does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
