We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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