I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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