there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
it's great music for shaving your balls
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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