ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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