Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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