Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize