Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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