your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Dignity is for republicans.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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