Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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