So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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