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  Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.

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• So saucy cunt, pube lice, and breast pimpils \nare okay? I think I can make this work :)

  Submitted by Bootytickleparty on Jan 28, 11 at 6:34pm

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• saying first means you're too lame to say something funny or insightful, but want the same attention anyway.

  Submitted by bsmith on Jan 28, 11 at 11:38am

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  • don't feed the troll

    Submitted by DammitLeeroy on Jan 28, 11 at 11:53am

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• So theoretically speaking, "dildoes", while infinitely more disturbing, is acceptable. Interesting.\n\nBTW, pointing out that declaring 'first' is obnoxious and unoriginal is just as much a plea for attention, and just as irritating. At least that other jackass was somewhat creative.

  Submitted by MaryCuntrary on Jan 28, 11 at 11:49am

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• "Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."

  Submitted by stackjr on Jan 28, 11 at 2:29pm

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  • I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jan 28, 11 at 9:36pm

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• Stackjr, well done.

  Submitted by stcharly on Jan 28, 11 at 5:00pm

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• I'm so firsty!

  Submitted by jaesm17 on Jan 28, 11 at 11:34am

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