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(904): View more from Florida

When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.

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(319): View more from Iowa

My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.

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(208): View more from Idaho

She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".

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(541): View more from Oregon

To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"

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(973): View more from New Jersey

as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.

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