you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
