he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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