why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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