Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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