The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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