these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Who died my cat blue again?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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