FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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