Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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