found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She's the barista slut.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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