Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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