did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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