I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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