He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
