i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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