I am in a vortex of obligation.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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