So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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