Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
