You're earring is so big in my mouth
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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