try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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