totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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