so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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