Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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