That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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