I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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