ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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