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clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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