just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Never joke about your clitoris.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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