i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
