In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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