This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I party with great urgency now.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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