Soap is not a condiment
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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