Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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